Jul
27
2004

Doomed relationship



Posted in Funny, Internet and Weird

IN FRONT OF THE MONITOR– No one is looking forward to the release of Doom III more than Greg Tanner. Greg, a 27-year-old computer gamer, intends to quit his job, sell his car, and break-up with his girlfriend when id Software's new first-person action game is released.

Doom III is anticipated to test the strength of many relationships.Greg's reasoning is sound. He doesn't want to be burdened with real-life issues, which would only distract him from his computer-gaming goals.

“I worked hard to earn enough money to pay for the computer hardware I'll need to play [Doom III] effectively,” said Greg. “I've already started severing contact with casual friends, I've disconnected my phone, and I've purchased enough sustenance (frozen burritos, cheez puffs, and no-name cola) to last me six months. If the game is more popular than anticipated, or an add-on pack is released, I've scheduled some downtime to make a Costco run if necessary.”

Read more - The Toque

Jul
18
2004

Man Shoots Balls off, gets five years



Posted in Funny and Weird

After 15 pints of beer a man accidently shot his nut's off after getting his sawn-off shotgun to settle an argument over who's round it was next, he received a 5 year prison sentence.

Source: The Sun

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Jun
21
2004

Disturbing SouthPark episode



Posted in Weird

I found the most disturbing Southpark episode (flash movie - read more to watch) and the woman with the most unfortunate name ever

Laugh

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May
8
2004

Webcam



Posted in Site news

I added a webcam page, so when I'm not watching streaming TV, it might be on, take a look - it's under the stuff section.

Dec
22
2003

Googlism



Posted in Internet

Been looking around on the net, found a cool site, Googlism. Here's what it said for Thanatos
Googlism for Thanatos:
Thanatos is undoubtedly fitting in the cosmic scheme of things
Thanatos is a website of mine
Thanatos is also a character in euripides' play alcestis
Thanatos is now running freebsd
Thanatos is a dark knight
Thanatos is trying to get out of this place
Thanatos is in the high school class of 2004
Thanatos is not on crack
Thanatos is in fact a demon
Thanatos is so great that the planet's orbit is egg
Thanatos is dus de strafvonnis
Thanatos is trying to get into dylucks body

Nov
27
2003

AI Quiz



Posted in Internet

Cool AI quiz, you think of an object, then it asks you questions until it figures out what you're thinking of

Here

Nov
15
2003

Jacko Bailed Out



Posted in Funny and Latest news

Jacko's been bailed out for $3 million after being arrested yesterday. Nutter…
WackoJacko

Nov
7
2003

Quoth the server, 404



Posted in Internet

Found a cool poem…
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious pronsite of 'hot XXX Galore',
While I clicked my favorite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server,
404

Nov
30
1999



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