A phenomenon known as “goatse” has taken the internet by storm, in what has become the fad from hell that just won't die. Don't know what goatse is? It's a picture, go look it up, can't miss it. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the goatse is, you must see it for yourself….
Phase 1: Shock
“OMGWTF!” *MINIMIZE……*

No, I won't be hosting the pic, google images will tell you if you really want to know
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ASCII maps converts Google's maps into matrix style ASCII art. What's really weird is the fact that I can see my street amongst all the noise. Maybe the matrix has me. 
AsciiMaps [ Via: BoingBoing ]
It's interesting to see that a link to download a patch on Microsoft's site links to https://thesource.ofallevil.com/. Microsoft.com and thesource.ofallevil.com resolve to the same IP, and there's even a certificate. 
thesource.ofallevil.com

These posters make absolutely no sense to me (yet), but they'd still make nice decorations. 
Flickr gallery [Via UneasySilence]
Google Trends, the latest offering from Google labs, lets you see what the rest of the world is searching for. If you enter a word (tits for example), you’ll see that the most number of searches containing that word are from Manchester, Birmingham and Brentford, all in the UK 
The results are pretty suprising if you search for Sex. The places in the world where women are used as slaves get the most hits…
Google Trends
1. “All your base are belong to us.” - Zero Wing
2. “I am Error.” - Zelda II: The Adventures of Link
3. “Jill, why don’t you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick.” - Resident Evil
4. “You were doomed as soon as you lost the ability to love.” - Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
5. “Yo gangsta! Get ready to gang bang!” - Bust-a-Groove
6. “I feel asleep.” - Metal Gear
7. “You can't give it up! Triumph or die!” - Street Fighter Alpha 3
8. The DK Rap - Donkey Kong 64, Super Smash Bros Melee
9. “A Winner is You!” - Pro Wrestling
10. “Shine Get!” - Super Mario Sunshine
Most of them are from before my time, but 'All your base' has become so legendary, I didn't even know it was from a game.
Source: IGN

5ThirtyOne have posted a few articles showing how to modify your Myspace profile to get rid of all the crap. If I actually had a Myspace page, I'd definitely use this.
Part One: Covers how to clean canvas to work with.
Part Two: How to add navigation back into your profile.
Part Three: Hide the comments from view and keep a nice comment box for others to use.
Part Four: Use background-color, not background-image
There's also an All in one version if you don't want to follow the steps individually.
Finished page [Via UneasySilence]
The Mozilla foundation have closed the Firefox Flicks competition because some of the entries were apparently being spread in a ‘viral’ manner. The site was a place where anyone could create and upload a firefox commercial. The best one was supposed to be chosen by Mozilla to run on TV.
Video: Wheee!
Firefox Flicks
Google have released a web-based calendar similar to 30boxes. It allows users to build a calendar and make events visible to certain people. You can also import your events from Outlook or other sites which use open calendar formats. Like everything else at Google, it’s a beta, but it looks promising. I’m struggling to find motiviation to carry on with iZeit.
Google Calendar
These special collectors edition mario stamps are available in Japan for 80 YEN (£0.30) each.

Source [VisionInc]

Ever wanted to create your own box with a swirly pattern that goes around the outside? Probably not, but Paperboxes lets you print a box net with a pattern so the swirl appears to go round the outside of the box.
Paper Boxes
This guy really needs to chill, Onyxia is a bitch to kill. Kind of brings back memories though, and almost makes me wish I'd kept my WoW account.
<a href=”http://media.putfile.com/ony_wipe”>Raid on Onyxia</a>
If your parents ever say to you “Boy, you're going to be a star. I'll pay for the video, you'll make millions out of it”, please… ask your mates first. Parents are often blinded by love, and deaf 
Wo bist du, mein Sonnenlicht
Tristan Dunn of buckymatters.com has posted a Greasemonkey script which modifies the google homepage on the fly to look like Andy Rutledge's design. See it for yourself.
Google redux for Greasemonkey
First there was mechanical Pong, now this. The game works by averaging the mouse locations of all the players on the team, so they have to work together to hit the ball.
MMO Pong