Why is it that MySpace is such a breeding ground for Emos and idiots with nothing better to do? I have a friend, let's call her Jo. Jo spends hours in front of her computer, but instead of doing something productive with her time like learning a language or making wallpapers in Photoshop, she arses around on Myspace. That's fine, if Jo wants to waste her time 'networking' on MySpace that's her problem, but what makes her think she can lecture ME about HTML.

Just a tip Jo, if you don't know what HTML stands for, you probably shouldn't be giving tips about how to nest tags correctly so the damn page validates! For starters, you need a closing tag for every tag you open. You can't just open paragraph after paragraph to put blank lines between sections of text with such a blatant disregard for valid HTML! Secondly, if you want that picture of you dressed as a hooker for Red Nose Day to actually show up on your page, you need to actually upload it. Dragging the picture from your desktop and dropping it on a text box just won't do.

I know everyone has to start somewhere, but I really hope I wasn't such an arsehole when I was a newbie.